The World Of B-Sides & Rarities, #88

JT - LoveStoned (Justice remix)

Is anyone else in as much of post-Daft Punk depression as I am? Well, it's time to lift your weary head! French electro will return to our fine city on October 20th in the form of JUSTICE. Check out their stellar remix of JT's 'LoveStoned' below.

All forthcoming Justice tour dates here!

(photo via Dummy Mag)

MP3: Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned (Justice remix)

Justice Remixes JT

Oh yes.

Prefix Mag directs The Music Slut to a fabulous remix of Justin Timberlake's 'LoveStoned' (for those keeping track at home, this is the fifth single lifted from his guilty-pleasure-of-the-millennium LP, FutureSex/LoveSounds) as arranged by the French wonderboys in Justice - and it's undeniably contagious.

Get on your dancing shoes and download the MP3 ASAP!

MP3: Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned (Justice remix)

Today In WTF: Marilyn Manson Covers Justin Timberlake

Recorded live on BBC radio earlier today.

This takes random to entirely new levels.

Enjoy the cover & original below.

I'm spechless (but curious to know which version you prefer).

MP3s: Marilyn Manson - What Goes Around Comes Around (alternate link) + Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around Comes Around

JT's New Album To 'Sound Like The Rapture'!

You've got to be kidding me...

Timbaland, who will be producing Justin's third solo record, has said that Timberlake's next album will sound like The Rapture.

Here's more: "The two worked together on Timberlake's 2006's 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' album, and Timbaland mentioned that, after initial conversations, they want the new material to sound like 'House Of Jealous Lovers', The Rapture's iconic single from 2002, reports the US edition of GQ."

Now, this I have to hear! Can we expect cowbells, saxophone and the whole nine as well?

MP3: The Rapture - I Need Your Love (remix feat. Erlend Oye). This track was originally on Erlend's DJ Kicks album a few years back and I always adored what Erlend did to the tune...

Justin Timberlake Is The New Moby

No, he's not going to shave his head and name his next album 'Animal Rights/Love Sounds' (as great as that would be), BUT Justin will be opening a new restaurant on New York's Upper East Side in the near future, a la Moby's mega-successful Teany. Except don't expect any organic teas from JT, the focus of his establishment will be good ol' Southern BBQ.

According to this article, from one of my favorite pop culture blogs, Towleroad, JT will be bringing us his 'sexy back ribs' (I couldn't help myself!) sooner rather than later.

Here's some more: "According to the exclusive broker for both sides, James Famularo of NYCRS, the Tennessee boy plans to open what’s described as a laid-back, festive barbecue joint called Southern Hospitality. As with his first restaurant Destino, the shaved showman will partner with Eytan Sugarman, owner of bygone clubs Suede and producer Timbaland’s Harlem venture Cherry Lounge. Famularo says that Timberlake will have a larger stake in the new place: 'I heard a lot of people with Tennessee accents,' he said of a recent drop-in. 'Justin is bringing a lot of his group up to be a part of this.' If all goes as planned, the opening will coincide with the conclusion of the FutureSex/LoveSounds tour in late April."

Anybody live closeby to the restaurant location? Has work on it begun yet? Will it flop like Britney's NYLA? So many questions...

MP3: Justin Timberlake - SexyBack

Justin Timberlake And Secret Machines Have More In Common Than You Think!

No, they don't have a collaboration coming up, although I'd pay good $$ to see that!

Justin decided his FutureSex tour will be in-the-round, much like The Secret Machines current tour, which wraps up 11/4 @ Warsaw.

For those of you who are dying to bring sexy back, here are your opportunities:

Jan. 8: San Diego, Calif. (iPayOne Center)
Jan. 9: Anaheim, Calif. (Honda Center)
Jan. 12: Sacramento, Calif. (ARCO Arena)
Jan. 14: Phoenix (Glendale Arena)
Jan. 16: Los Angeles (Staples Center)
Jan. 17: Fresno, Calif. (Savemart Center)
Jan. 27: St. Paul, Minn. (Xcel Energy Center)
Jan. 30: Toronto (Air Canada Centre)
Jan. 31: Montreal (Bell Centre)
Feb. 2: Washington, D.C. (Verizon Center)
Feb. 3: Cleveland (Quicken Loans Arena)
Feb. 6: Boston (TD Banknorth Garden)
Feb. 7: New York (Madison Square Garden)
Feb. 18: Buffalo, N.Y. (HSBC Arena)
Feb. 22: Tampa, Fla. (St. Pete Times Forum)
Feb. 24: Miami (American Airlines Arena)
Feb. 25: Fort Lauderdale, Fla. (BankAtlantic Center)
Feb. 27: Atlanta (Philips Arena)
March 1: New Orleans (New Orleans Arena)
March 3: Bossier City, La. (CenturyTel Center)
March 4: Houston (Toyota Center)
March 5: Dallas (American Airlines Center)
March 8: Omaha, Neb. (Qwest Center)
March 9: Ames, Iowa (Hilton Coliseum)
March 16: Nashville (Gaylord Entertainment Center)
March 18: Charlottesville, Va. (John Paul Jones Arena)
March 19: Pittsburgh (Mellon Arena)
March 21: Uniondale, N.Y. (Nassau Coliseum)
March 24: Uncasville, Conn. (Mohegan Sun)
March 27: Philadelphia (Wachovia Center)
March 29: East Rutherford, N.J. (Continental Airlines Arena)

Parody Time!

Please take a moment with us to break away from our normal shtick here at TMS and bring you this FANTASTIC parody of, what else, 'Sexy Back'!

'Paxilback' as performed by The Gray Kid. Oh, it's good. We're talking Justin poses, the high vocals and even THE VEST! Enjoy.

Kasabian: Justin Timberlake Is Shite

Via ContactMusic:

British rockers KASABIAN have launched a blistering tirade against JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, branding the heart-throb a "midget" and a "puppet". The astonishing attack comes as the EMPIRE four-piece are riding high in the UK charts with their number one album, and Timberlake is about to top the singles charts with his comeback track SEXYBACK. Lead singer Tom Meighan says, "He's a midget with whiskers who is just trying to be black. He's a puppet in a million-dollar suit who's had his strings cut off. "It's just money music. Absolute rubbish. You can smell the money coming off it. He's a k**bhead." Bassist Chris Edwards adds, "Sexyback? More like hairy back. It's the worst title of any record I've ever heard!"