Today In WTF: The Musical Condom!
Good lord! Inventor Spot reports: *United States patent 5163447 is for a Force-Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom! That's right, it's a musical condom! This baby looks and acts like a traditional condom and yet, manages to go a step further by incorporating "a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (#18 on accompanying photo) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse the contacts of the sound-playing unit are closed and the transducer is activated" by forceful movements. Just think of all the fun you'll have - besides the sex of course.*Which tune would you program the condom to?
MP3: The Faint - Worked Up So Sexual
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posted by m | 4:44 PM
2 Comments:
If a guy pulls out one of those it's a pretty clear sign he doesn't deserve sex.
This is a musical condom: http://www.clearspring.com/widgets/48fe46af61dc7438?pid=48fe9301f314a178
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